I have more conversations in my head than in real life
waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN ASKING A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS TO COME SLEEP WITH HER?????!?!?!?!?!?!?
damnit childhood ruined
imagine having a penis on your forehead and every time it’s erect it’s like you’re a unicorn
you’d be a dickhead